💥 Ditch the boring finance books. It’s time to learn money the caveman way.
Meet **Ugg and Glarn** — two prehistoric pals who prove that even in the Stone Age, bad money decisions were a thing (and so was FIRE — literally 🔥). One becomes a legend. The other… well, ends up broke with a fancy club and no mammoths.
This isn’t your average personal finance book full of charts, jargon, or lectures.
It’s a wild, funny, and *shockingly useful* guide to mastering money like your primal ancestors — with stories, lessons, and caveman logic that make everything stick.
Perfect for:
✅ **Teens & Young Adults** who want to learn money without dying of boredom
✅ **Parents & Teachers** looking for a fresh, hilarious way to teach financial literacy
✅ **Fans of funny nonfiction** and anyone tired of being financially clueless
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## 🧠 Inside You'll Discover:
- 💸 **Why Glarn spent all his mammoth bones on shiny rocks** — and how to avoid modern money traps
- 📈 **How Ugg created income streams** before “side hustle” was a word (or even a grunt)
- 🧪 **How compounding works** using a magic jar and zero math headaches
- 🦕 **What happened when everyone invested in “Dino Coins” and tulip fangs**
- 🛑 **The 10 Ugg Rules** for not ending up like Glarn (sad, broke, and club-deep in debt)
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## 🔥 5 Prehistoric (but Powerful) Benefits:
1. **Learn the basics of budgeting, saving, investing, and avoiding debt — without a single lecture.**
2. **Understand complex money ideas through hilarious caveman storytelling.**
3. **Laugh your way into smart financial decisions you’ll actually remember.**
4. **Get a hands-on bonus workbook** to build your own “Bone Plan” for money mastery.
5. **Walk away feeling smarter, richer, and 83% more mammoth-like.**
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🦴 Whether you're 13 or 30, this is the **funniest financial education you'll ever read** — and maybe the only one you’ll finish.
**So grab your club, sit by the fire, and learn how not to be Glarn.**
🛒 **Scroll up, smash that “Buy Now” button, and join the tribe of financially smart Stone Agers today.**
Let’s make this book a prehistoric bestseller 🦕💸
Money Skills for Teens and Young Adults Investing, Budgeting Saving and Spending