How to Get Rich By Doing Nothing Except Publishing This Book

What if the secret to wealth was publishing this exact book… and then walking away? Yes. Seriously. That’s the business model. Introducing the most absurdly effective passive income strategy ever printed (by someone who barely tried): This isn’t your average self-help book. It’s a self-replicating digital cash machine, disguised as satire, pretending to be a legitimate wealth strategy… that might actually work. Inside, you’ll discover: • How to publish this exact book (or something slightly different) and profit off the irony • Why effort is optional, confusion is currency, and memes are your marketing plan • The science of “lazy leverage” and how to turn sarcasm into sales • A proven* method for building an empire without doing anything except clicking “Upload” (*proven by this book existing) Whether you’re an entrepreneur, a side-hustler, or just a bored genius with Wi-Fi, this book will teach you how to: • Outsmart hustle culture • Monetize your mediocrity • Retire before you even understand how royalties work Warning: This book might make you money. Or it might just make you laugh so hard you question capitalism. Either way, it’s money well spent. If you’ve ever Googled “how to make money without doing anything” or said “I should write a book someday,” guess what? Today is someday. And the book is already done. Buy it. Publish it. Profit. Repeat. (Or don’t. That’s kind of the whole point.)